Birthday Boat PartyLondon
A birthday that doesn't need a booked-out back room. Get the group on a boat in the middle of London, put ABBA on loud, and let the Thames handle the rest.

Birthday, upgraded
The bit of the birthday everyone films and nobody forgets.
Disco Wonderland runs around twenty-two sailings across a London summer, day and evening, all on the chartered Dutch Master. You buy tickets for the group, everyone meets at the pier, and the party starts the moment you step on board: no venue deposit, no minimum spend, no awkward function room.
- Tickets from
- £25
- Groups of 10+
- Save 15%
- Next sailing
- Fri 14 Aug 2026

Sunshine sailing or skyline sailing
Day sailings are the sunglasses-and-sequins version, and leave the evening free for wherever the group heads next. Evening sailings start in golden hour and finish with London lit up. Both play the same music at the same volume.

Bars on board, floor packed
Bars serve for the whole sailing and the dance floor is inside, with the open-air upper deck a few steps up when the birthday group needs air. Bigger crews can arrange a bar tab in advance via group bookings.
10+ people? Save 15%
Book ten or more tickets on the same sailing and the discount applies automatically at checkout. Larger groups: email us and we’ll build a package around the birthday.

Practical bits
Boarding
Sailings normally depart from Tower Millennium Pier. Boarding locations can occasionally change due to harbour availability. Always check your ticket and event updates for the confirmed departure point.
Age and dress
All sailings are 18+. There’s no dress code: seventies gear is welcome, never required.
